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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Valentine's Day Cards

There are some that say that Valentine's Day is a "made-up", "manufactured", or "Hallmark" holiday, like "Flag Day", "Columbus Day", or "Easter". You know what I say? "That's bullshit."

Valentine's Day is probably one of the most important days on the JohnnyM personal calendar. Why? Because it's one of the days we can plan a JTC product launch around.

Here at JTC headquarters, we have literally been inundated with requests for Valentine's Day cards. Never being ones to disappoint our reader(s), please find attached our latest hit product line:


JohnnyM said...

P.S. I love you, reader(s)

Coco The Monkey said...

You're fucking right your getting sex tonight.


Coco The Monkey said...

FYI -> Your = Your. You're = You are. That's for all you english majors out there, fucking loosers.