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Thursday, April 30, 2009

They Couldn't Have Published This Yesterday?

Looks like I jumped the gun on our hysteria-inducing friends at http://www.cp24.com/:

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Because You Can't Spell "Pandemic" Without "Panic"

We here at JTC love a little bit of media hysteria, and unless you've been living under a rock, you're well aware of the fact that we're all about to die of swine flu. As previously documented, we're also huge fans of graphics accompanying media hysteria. Hell - who can forget the fantastic Toronto Transit Commission wildcat strike of '06?

Expecting to find all sorts of shit on the internet, I went trolling around to look for hilarious swine flu graphics. Amazingly, I found nothing. Nothing! I mean, is it really too much to ask for at least one picture of a pig wearing a surgical mask? Or some sort of "Swine Watch!" graphic? Apparently so. Being the industrious type that I am, and realizing that it's probably a matter of days before I see nut jobs on the subway wearing surgical masks, I decided to combine my love of the TTC with my raw terror regarding swine flu, and came up with the following:

I know, it's awesome. I also found this:

That's just bad parenting - that kid is probably dead already.

More updates as events warrant.