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Friday, April 07, 2006

e-Morons

While PChrist's entry below is admirable in the way that it encourages recognizing people who do an excellent job, let's face facts: here at JTC Inc, it's expected that you do an excellent job. What we really want to do is belittle and ridicule those that do a shitty job. Thus, we've created a line of cards that can be sent to those co-workers who really make coming to work painful. We haven't come up with a decent name for these yet ("No Thank Yous" and "Underachievers" have been suggested but don't quite have the "flare" we're looking for), but that doesn't mean they aren't fantastic.

Please feel free to comment on your favourite, let us know if you have a better name for this program, and forward them on to your idiotic co-workers.












3 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about: The Leading Edge Moron Awards.

JohnnyM said...

That's not half bad. I enjoy the combination of the good (Leading Edge) with the bad (Moron). Something along the lines of "Excellence in Idiocy"...

jeremyM said...

broken chain link is by far my favorite