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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

We're Not Dead!

Seriously - we're not dead. But thanks for all the concern. BTW - I love the comments on the last post. One from my boy Pete, three expressing mild concern/outrage over our extreme lack of activity, and one from an obviously concerned reader who also happens to have a lot of extra Viagra.

So - back to not being dead...In fact, we actually made it out to complete one of our incredibly awesome pub crawls last night. For those who are interested, the route was the 'Reverse Danforth', mainly because Coco was horny for it.

Unfortunately, we didn't take the notebook with us, because some asshole keeps losing it. So we didn't write down any of our great ideas from the night, but it's totally cool, because I can remember all of them. There was one where we showed how awesome JTC is doing as a company by comparing our 'profit' curve (a flat line in the vicinity of $0.00) with those of GM and Chrysler. Hilarious!

Other great ideas included....uh...hmmmm...

More updates as events warrant. But I'm hopeful it won't be a 4-5 month gap. We here at JTC love you too much to put you through that.