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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

New JTC Inc. Product Launch

Dear JTC customer,

To follow up on our groundbreaking No Thank You spring and summer line of insulting eMoron products, JTC is happy to announce work has already begun on our fall and winter offerings.

Please find below the beta versions of our new HR Cards for your use. Send them to coworkers, family, and friends. As always, we here at Jump to Conclusions appreciate your feedback.

Attention morons: Click here for HR Card folding instructions


Anonymous said...

could u make this avaible via cafepress shirts?(i execpt a share)
signed the anonymous post-person who is bored at work

JohnnyM said...

Which one do you want one a shirt? I will make it for you.

You want a share? How does 10% of nothing sound? I mean....I'm stunned we haven't sold a SINGLE THONG!

lisa said...

the racial slur one please, thanks