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Thursday, February 01, 2007

Let's pretend....

Let's pretend that you run the Toronto Raptors. Over the last few years, you have been the laughing stock of the Eastern Conference, which happens to be the laughing stock of the NBA. Suddenly, something incredible starts to happen, and your team begins to play well (relatively speaking). You're playing .500 ball, lead your division, and are right in the playoff race. Things are going great, right? Well they're going to get better.

Today, the league announced quite the trifecta - for the Eastern Conference, Sam Mitchell was named Coach of the Month, Andrea Bargnani was named Rookie of the Month, and Chris Bosh was named Player of the Month. Truly impressive. You're proud of your team, your players and your coach, and you decide to run a story on your website. The only thing left to determine is what graphic will you post with the story.

Here's what they came up with:


Holy. Fucking. Shit.

2 comments:

Coco The Monkey said...

This is a totally inaccurate representation. When I went to see the game on Wednesday, when the three-headed monster was playing, Bosh was spewing fire, and the monster didn't have a tail. I guess it's just for effect.

Nuclear said...

They could have at least used black skinned dinosaurs for Mitchell and Bosh and an olive toned dinosaur for Bargnani.