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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Yesterday? Yesterday was not a good day

First off - close to three months without a post? Me and my fellow board members are filthy, useless bastards.

Now - I want to tell you a story about how much yesterday sucked for me. I'm not whining here - I simply want to inform you about how impressed I was by how horrendous it was. It started off with brunch...while I was eating, I wasn't feeling too good, but I felt it would pass. Because I've been out of the country for a month, I then went to go and pick up my car, from the home of our JTC stenographer who had thoughtfully allowed me to park it there while I was away. (This is a little off-topic, but I can't help but think that we should have picked a stenographer that wasn't graphophobic - it really affects her work.) It should also be noted that because of my time away, my sleep patterns are pretty screwed up right now, and I felt really jet-lagged.

The car took a while to start, but eventually I was on my way. Still not feeling well, my CHP suggested that we stop in at the swanky shopping mall of Bayview Village. After taking close to 20 minutes to find a parking spot, as I parked, the car died, and wouldn't start. Awesome. Owing to the pressure in my lower intestine, I quickly went down to the mall to find a bathroom, where I promptly began peeing out of my ass.

To summarize:
- jet-lagged.
- feeling like shit.
- car won't start.
- peeing out of my ass in a mall bathroom.

HFS. Anyhoo, we eventually got the good people from CAA to come and help us out (although the first guy said it was our alternator, not our battery and called a tow truck....the tow truck guy proved it was the battery), and then I went and got a new car battery installed. It was a hell of a way to spend a Saturday, let me tell you.

It's good to be back,

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