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Sunday, December 17, 2006

Announcement: JTC Anniversary Party

As many of you know, this Wednesday, December 20th marks the one year anniversary of this blog. (Okay - I'm sure that none of you have actually noticed that...whatever.)

To mark this momentous occasion, the JTC Board of Directors has surprisingly decided to go out drinking. As I have recently been innundated with two requests from our readers to join us on our next outing, I've decided to extend an invitation to anyone who would like to spend some quality time with the Board on Wednesday night. We'll likely be going out somewhere downtown - The Bottom Line or Scotland Yard (it's worth investigating) would be likely destinations. We'll nail that down in the next couple of days. Let us know if you'd like to come along.

Activities at the party will include (but are not limited to):

1) Drinking
2) Eating
3) Playing Golden Tee
4) Drinking
5) Writing down hilarious ideas in a little black book
6) Watching Co-Co get the giggles
7) Laughing at Co-Co's pea-sized bladder
8) Speculating on Co-Co's true sexual orientation
9) Drinking

Hands-up who else has a big presentation in front of (real) company executives on Thursday morning....no?...no one else?

Johnny M


Coco The Monkey said...

Prediction: Your presentation goes poorly an includes projectile vomiting.

pchrist said...

Make sure you slap on a bit of 'Ode de Alcohol', before the meeting too.

Coco The Monkey said...

'Ode de Alcohol'? Is this a traditional Christmas tune?

JMCE said...

I shall celebrate your anniversary by getting in a plane.

Coco The Monkey said...

We shall celebrate your departure by merrily drinking.

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