Happy New Year from your friends at JTC Inc!
Before I head out to get hammered, I just thought I'd share with you something I found quite hilarious from this week's NOW magazine here in Toronto:
If there were no hangovers, many of us would have very happy, albeit brief, lives. Here’s to January 1, our collective morning after.
WHAT: Water
WHEN: After every drink
WHY: I can’t imagine why. Following every alcoholic drink with a big glass of water does not prevent a hangover, it merely drowns your buzz. Farmers are good with regular, measured applications of water. Drunks are good with the regular, measured applications of booze. Show me an irrigated reveller and I 'll show you a sober person, most likely on his/her way to take a pee. The H2O hangover prevention theory is like suggesting that celibacy is the best way to avoid STDs.
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Happy New Year!
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