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Friday, November 14, 2008

A quick list of things I currently do that would get me in a lot less trouble if I was a baby

  • Farting
  • Shitting my pants
  • Making a stink sphere that encompasses everyone around me
  • Blatantly ignoring people who don't interest me
  • Flipping the bird under the false premise of an accidental hand gesture
  • Drinking heavily from a bottle until I vomit all over myself
  • Gawking at women's breasts while making suggestive faces

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